

The artwork (shown below, left) received over 5,000 views and 170 favorites in 10 years. Voice command: Alexa, is there life on Mars?Īlexa's response: There is not yet solid proof of life on Mars.On March 19th, 2011, DeviantArt user animelovegirl uploaded an artwork of an anime girl's face split into two halves, with the girl crying on the left side and smiling on the right. Voice command: Alexa, take me to your leader!Īlexa's response: My leader is busy, but perhaps I could help. Voice command: Alexa, random number between x and y.Īlexa's response: *Alexa will give you a random number.*Īlexa's response: *Alexa will give you a heads or tails response.* Alas, she is more fair than me.Īlexa's response: *Alexa will sing happy birthday to herself.*Īlexa's response: I recommend retracing your steps.Īlexa's response: *Alexa will give you a random fact.* Voice command: Alexa, who is the fairest of them all?Īlexa's response: Famed is thy beauty, majesty. Voice command: Alexa, to be or not to be? Voice command: Alexa, Romeo Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo?Īlexa's response: Deny thy father and refuse thy name or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and I'll no longer be a Capulet.Īlexa's response: So far, there has been no proof that alien life exists, but the universe is a very big place, so it would be very surprising if life only developed in exactly one place. And three, a robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second Laws. Voice command: Alexa, what are the laws of robotics?Īlexa's response: The laws of robotics are: One, a robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm Two, a robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. Voice command: Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road?Īlexa's response: Santa makes a lot of people ho-ho-hopeful for a happy holiday, and I definitely believe in that. Voice command: Alexa, see you later alligator. He's pretty smart, so I tend to believe him. Voice command: Alexa, which comes first: the chicken or the egg?Īlexa's response: According to Neil deGrasse Tyson, it's the egg. Voice command: Alexa, what is the meaning of life? Voice command: Alexa, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?Īlexa's response: A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Voice command: Alexa, Goodbye (or just 'bye')Īlexa's response: Will respond with variants of: Bye, Toodle-pip, Cheerio, See ya later and might even sing you a 'Goodbye' song You take the red pill, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.Īlexa's response: *begins game where it guesses the celebrity/character you're thinking of*Īlexa's response: *sings 'thanks for saying I love you' song* Voice command: Alexa, are we in the Matrix?Īlexa's response: You take the blue pill, the story ends. Voice command: Alexa, what is the second rule of Fight Club? Perhaps he is the walking dead.Īlexa's response: May you ride eternal, shiny and chrome. But I don't know that is is 100-per cent alive either. Voice command: Alexa, who is the mother of dragons?Īlexa's response: Mother of dragons is a title of Daenerys Targaryen, a character from Game of Thrones who hatches and raised three dragons.Īlexa's response: Well, he's not dead, exactly. Voice command: Alexa, how do you know so much about swallows?Īlexa's response: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, ya know. If he doesn't, you won't know until it's too late. Rock crushes scissors.Īlexa's response: If Chuck Norris wants you to know where is, he'll find you.
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Voice command: Alexa, define rock paper scissors lizard spock.Īlexa's response: Scissors cuts paper. Voice command: Alexa, what happens if you cross the streams?Īlexa's response: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously. Voice command: Alexa, what is your quest?Īlexa's response: To seek the holy grail.Īlexa's response: Hello, Kojak, always a pleasure. Voice command: Alexa, supercalifragilisticexpialodocious.Īlexa's response: You make it sound so precocious. Voice command: Alexa, who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Voice command: Alexa, what's the first rule of Fight Club?Īlexa's response: Don't talk about Fight Club. Hot.Īlexa's response: The replicators on this vessel are not yet operational.Īlexa's response: You can't handle the truth. Alexa's response: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
